wheatley-blogs:

it was an honor being horny with you all

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abnormalize:

blur1999:

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

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fatfreefiddlefaddle:

gaycism:

bummass:

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

^literally what I thought

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skeppsbrott:

nudityandnerdery:

fozmeadows:

brussello:

Guys, I think we have a new frontrunner for the author of My Immortal. 

…I have so many questions, but I guess I’ll start with “What’s a serial entrepreneur?” Is that just someone who has started a lot of businesses that then failed?

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